Funding A Startup - The Maddening Machinations Of Money Raising

Within days of posting on one of the many websitesthey're interested in and those they're not.
created for entrepreneurs to post summariesUnfortunately for me, my particular venture falls into
designed to draw the attention of potential investors,the categories of both a startup and a highly
an email inquiry from the AngloAmerican Investmentuncommon business sector for Angel investment.
Group and one Anthony Oppenheim. Mr. OppenheimAdd to that our need for $3 million in funding and the
explained in his email that from his Peachtree St.combination scares most Angels groups away, let
office in Atlanta, he represented a consortium ofalone individual investors. Three million dollars starts to
private investors and mostly European family trustsencroach on the institution investment landscape
that were specifically looking for investments incontrolled by venture capitalists and investment
globally oriented businesses like ours. They don'tbankers. Five million dollars is the limit for most
charge any up front fees to review business plans.Regulation D offerings without getting into investor
They represent the decision makers and can writesophistication requirements. Get into that arena and
checks for the right investments, etc. Please call himbe prepared to invest in the high five figures just to
to discuss the venture.Wow! Could we be that lucky?get started looking for more money, with no
Although the email came from a Comcast.netguarantee. Who are these entrepreneurs that have
address, it's not unheard of for even big investors tothat in their back pocket? No one just getting
use common email addresses. It contained phonestarted, that's for sure.So what are the alternatives
numbers and address information that matched thewhen there are no rich Uncles or neighbors that just
Atlanta area and surely a huge conglomerate like thewon the lottery and don't know where to put their
Anglo American Investment Group would clampmoney? I can only speak from experience in that
down quickly on any scam artists brazen enough tofinding one or two true believers that have a
openly use their brand. We were pretty excited.Anetwork of accredited investor type clients or friends
phone call to Mr. Oppenheim gave good reason tois your best bet. Six degrees of separation no longer
believe they were for real. A professional demeanor,applies thanks to the internet. I'll guarantee you know
the right questions asked and quick answers to anysomeone who knows someone who knows a likely
concerns we had. They invest in people as much asinvestor. The trick is getting the word out without
projects. We'd be invited down to Atlanta to meetalerting every would-be competitor, idea stealing
him and his associate Al Dubin ("D-U-B-I-N, yes that'spiracy gang or scam artist that will nickel and dime
the correct spelling" the conversation went as I tookyou to death. Truth be told, that's a high wire act of
notes) and review our business plan in detail. FedExits own.There are literally hundreds of websites
10 copies of the business plan before coming down.advertising Angel groups or supposedly acting as a
A non-disclosure agreement was not a problem. Ifclearing house for Angels to search for investments
they like what they see and hear we'll quickly see athey're interested in. You can quickly spend tens of
Term Sheet. He'd send details about thethousands of dollars in submission fees or retainers
accommodations in Atlanta."Awesome" my sonfor individuals or groups that will claim to have a
said.Then things took a strange turn. The next emailprofessional team that will "evaluate" or screen your
read like a bad mass mail piece. They had reviewedbusiness plan before they allow you access to
our business plan (funny...we hadn't sent them yet)investors even online. In reality many of these
and were prepared to invest the full amount. Theywebsites are simply an introduction to someone that
boasted about investments made in places like Shangwill drain your bank account as they offer to take
Hi (interesting spelling for Shanghai). A request fromyou to the next stage or introduce you to "real"
us for references or contact with legitimate pastinvestors.Even some fairly well known Angel groups
investments as our real due diligence kicked inclaim a qualified screening process that is really a
resulted in a email that asked us to supply moresingle individual that, unless your business plan
information than even the government knows abouthappens to be that person's flavor of the month,
us. And unfortunately Mr. Dubin's name had suddenlyoften even the best ideas don't make it through to
changed to Dublin.The jig was up.One look at wouldthe real investors' eyes. So ask lots of questions
have saved us some time since these charactersbefore you pay any fees and understand exactly
have been at it for a while and apparently the con iswhat you get for your money. Talk to entrepreneurs
to get entrepreneurs desperate for funding tothey claim to have funded and find out how their
believe that Anglo American will gladly fund them ifprocess really worked.There are several directories
the entrepreneur will pay the travel expenses of oneof legitimate Angel groups and investment firms. One
of their representatives for site visits and setting upthat I found fairly comprehensive is And there are
an offshore "escrow" account for safe keeping ofsoftware applications that are available to let you
the funds until the deal is done. Upwards ofslice and dice who you look up by stage or sector or
$40,000.Entrepreneurs, like most creative people, aregeography or any number of other demographics.
an odd lot (I can say that being what's called aPosting any venture information online is dicey if
"serial" entrepreneur) and matching them and theiryou're not familiar with securities laws. Have a good
projects with them right Angel investors is a often asecurities attorney review anything you post to
long, incredibly frustrating and expense process.ensure you don't step over the line of selling
Hundreds of ideas die on the vine for lack of the lifesecurities without a license. Don't be telling people
giving flow of cash. And anyone who thinks thethey can expect an average of 90% annual return
process is easy, has had way too common an idea,on investment, even if it's true. Unless you like
asked for way too little investment and probablyorange jumpsuits, of course. Even seemingly
given up way too much equity.The costs of raisinginnocuous language sometimes pushes the boundaries
capital to start any business from scratch areof information to advertisement.And then of course
mind-numbing. If you're doing a securities offering inwe come back to the interesting inquiries you'll get
even the most basic form, a good attorney will beby posting information about your business online.
$200 per hour and up. And your accounting firmFrom the Malaysian doctor who invites you to fly to
better be top notch as well. Want a PrivateKuala Lumpur (at your own expense) to seal the deal
Placement Memorandum? Better have a nice housewithout ever having so much as spoken to you on
that you're willing to mortgage to the hilt or sell thatthe phone. To Vernon Jones who has $6 million given
brand new Lexus in your driveway that you paidto him by a woman in Libya that happens to be
cash for last year. Wait a minute. You don't havestored right now in the Bank of Ghana, but calls from
either one of those? You spent every penny ofa rented house with a phone number owned by
extra cash you had to developing your idea to thesomeone named Neomia Green. Or the gentleman
business plan stage?As my cronies from the Greatfrom Thailand that was surprised to learn that I
Lakes states say "You're S.O.L." The days ofactually called the company in Australia whose email
investing in just a concept are long gone.Today it's alladdress he was using illegally, and still claimed I
about proven business models in the form of anjudged him too fast. It's always amazing to me that
already operating business generating some form ofthese con men assume that their marks don't know
revenue from somewhere. The friends and familyhow to use Google.Or that Anglo American bunch,
round of funding completed and likely one or twowho by any other name, still reeks of a scam.The
major investors from your own network of wealthysad part is that apparently the authorities don't have
folks is the sweet spot for attracting "early stage"the man power enough to snare these low level n'er
Angel investment. And some sectors are naturallydo wells since we continue to get emails from these
sweeter than others. Being situated near thecrooks despite calls and emails to various law
Research Triangle Park area of North Carolina, aenforcement agencies.The bottom line is that it really
virtual incubator for bio-tech, life science and highdoes take money to make money, even if it's not
tech business ventures, trying to sell local Angels onyour own. The economy is headed in the right
an idea for the formation of a new insurancedirection for entrepreneurs of all sorts, but
company, no matter how sexy the plan, rarely evenunderstand the process and cost of raising outside
makes it into the evaluation process. The Angels ofcapital before you get into it. Find yourself a mentor
Silicon Valley look mostly for ideas in a differentthan has been through the entire process. Ask a lot
sector that needs no description.In fact, most Angelof questions and learn from their mistakes.After all,
groups will readily identify those business ideas thatthe wheel has already been invented.